Everyone imagines rural life as tranquil silence. Wind in the trees, birdsong at dawn, the occasional tractor in the distance. And yes, sometimes, rarely, it is exactly that.
But there are nights, most nights, when the countryside seems to shake itself awake and remind you that you are not alone out here. Not even close. In fact, it’s less countryside and more hostile jungle.
Last night was one of those nights.
Perhaps it was the fullish moon, hanging low and heavy like an interrogator’s light. Or maybe it was the shift in the air, that subtle warmth that hints summer is edging closer. Whatever the reason, everything felt restless. Energetic.
It started with a crash. A sharp metallic bang that jolted me upright. The entrance gates. It had to be the gates. The local feral cat community had clearly decided that midnight was the perfect hour for parkour, launching themselves at full force across anything that might echo.
Once over, they started trashing the recycling bin and screeching in dissatisfaction at the absence of meat-like treats on offer. Like a feral gang causing havoc in their wake.
Then came the dogs.
Not just one, but a chorus. The neighbouring cortijos stand empty most of the year, but the guard dogs remain. Their howls rose and fell, long and aching, and like a Mexican wave, the echoes cried out across the valley, to and fro. Last night, it wasn’t barking. It was something deeper, more primal. It made the night feel creepier than it should.
Just as I started to settle, convinced I’d imagined half of it, a security alarm pierced the dark. Maybe a farmhouse, maybe the greenhouses beyond. A relentless wail that seemed to bounce across the valley, distorting direction, impossible to place. It rang long enough to fully wake me, then stopped abruptly, leaving a silence that felt just as loud.
And then there was the ‘clicking’.
A small, deliberate sound. Not rhythmic enough to be mechanical, not random enough to ignore. It came and went, just at the edge of hearing. I lay there, focused on it, trying to place it. Wood settling? Something outside? Something inside? That was the worst part. Not knowing. Frogs, maybe, we’ve just had irrigation and they appear from nowhere, suddenly reborn.
By 5 am, I gave in.
There’s a particular defeat in getting up before dawn not out of discipline or purpose, but because the night has simply worn you down. I padded into the kitchen, filled the kettle, and waited for that familiar bubbling to cut through the remnants of unease.
Cup in hand, I settled onto the sofa. I always tell people I have insomnia, but perhaps I was just cursed with bionic ears.
And just like that, everything stopped.
No cats. No dogs. No alarms. No clicking.
Only the quiet whirr and occasional splutter of the fridge, and far off, the soft swish of tyres on the main road. The kind of gentle, distant noise that feels almost comforting by comparison.
I sat there, listening.
Where had it all gone?
It was too sudden. Too complete.
For a moment, I couldn’t shake the feeling that the night had been performing. That all the noise, the chaos, the life had been happening just out of sync with me. As if the moment I stepped into it properly, it slipped away. Watching. Waiting.
Perhaps the animals had heard me get up and retreated. Or perhaps I had been the intruder in their world all along.
I took a sip of tea and looked out towards the darkness, not yet fading behind the hills.
Peaceful, they say.
And it is.
Until it isn’t.







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